Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

get a better guy. at least u still have a life to live. he is going to be paying child support and watching this kid u can go and do whatever u want. get a hotter guy

Kiki19968 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:14

Thts bs

Kiki19968 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:16

Abortion is like m.urder how can u k.ill something thts gonna be so cute

Blondebabygirl12 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:00

better her then you

vickiejiang1990 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:58

once a geeky horney dude always a horney a hole

schubacca 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:33

u should move

koolkat27 13

Saturday 23 July 2011 9:14

Ouch:(

TIMTHOMAS30 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:47

hahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!

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Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 years old, and we've lived together for the past four years. FML

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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML

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Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

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Today, I became the center of attraction of my office floor after sending my resumé to my work Whatsapp group, asking them to share with their friends for job openings. My VP is owner of the group. FML

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Today, as I was traveling in Japan, out of boredom in the middle of the night, I downloaded a dating website and was cheated out of over 30,000 yuan, which was equivalent to my monthly salary. FML

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