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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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kevoo_fml 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:50

Shouldve gave your boyfriend a bj, and more sex, our fault

that_nerdy_sock 3

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:03

Okay so if this actually happened, Get friends that make you HAPPY! but then again, let's not believe every story on here...

nado13579 12

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:06

Tell him he got you pregnant.

gms16 2

Friday 7 October 2011 0:42

Your boyfriend sounds like a douche and your friend sounds like a dirty *****. Lol I'm not you but even I'm pissed off now, lol.

CadillacPimpen 6

Monday 10 October 2011 7:58

Don't worry that's really a FHL lol

nymphogurl 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:08

I would cry..call them BOTH out..kick her ass..kick HIS ass..cry and move on.

ptsportsguy1 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:24

Treated

Scarlett69 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 5:43

How are you so stupid?

joshua12 2

Friday 4 November 2011 4:26

It's your own fault you should have put a smiley face after the "hi".

spartan456 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 2:43

This apps full of cheating dicks is dose any guys have morals like me I'd never cheat on my girlfriend

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