Health: Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom...

By kunjac0945 - 14/09/2015 05:21 - United States - New York

Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML

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kunjac0945 21

Monday 14 September 2015 16:46

OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.

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fakenibba 23

Monday 14 September 2015 14:31

I wonder which will be more expensive to fix :0

Arrow26 4

Monday 14 September 2015 14:30

Talk about a slip-up.

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c_wyld 21

Monday 14 September 2015 21:50

Eye for an eye

CommonSenseGuy 2

Monday 14 September 2015 22:17

Caution on wet floors.

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 14 September 2015 22:47

*wasted*

remometol 16

Monday 14 September 2015 23:06

Win-win situation

Geek_Freak 13

Tuesday 15 September 2015 0:09

Feel better...?

IAmMe204 25

Tuesday 15 September 2015 1:09

Every action creates an equal reaction.

Bono363 11

Tuesday 15 September 2015 2:44

Toilet: 1 Human: 1

bortego10 7

Tuesday 15 September 2015 7:42

that was a hell of a poem.

xluciferx666 21

Tuesday 15 September 2015 8:28

You can now say "I used to be an adventurer until I took a toilet to the knee"

nrwl_30 17

Tuesday 15 September 2015 8:32

When it rains... It pours..

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