Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall.... - FML

By engaged - 29/03/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "Yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were then escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot." I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

T_BERG 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

congrats but y a food court?

njwrestler171 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

ahh screw them CONGRADS

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Dean_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:28

Thats really awesome! Congratz! But at the same time, that kind of sucks for being escorted ha ha. Screw them, and be happy. Once again, congratz. :)

apersonthatisme 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:35

Okay... I have to say, the food court? Why would you do that?

nub_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:40

Oh no! You get to spend the rest of your life with someone who loves you! D: FYL INDEED!

allieg 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:03

...You proposed at a food court?

sunshyne84_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:22

well at least it will be a more memorable event

cmillss 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:28

why the hell did you do that in the food court??

Kitola 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:44

Will the wedding be at Walmart? ;-) Kidding aside, congrats on getting engaged.

sloanchar 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:32

That's why you don't propose in a food court.

GrkPrincess89 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 5:26

You proposed at the mall??? Really?? Wow...So not romantic. Congrats.

_abcdeF 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:51

At least you'll have a memorable proposal to remember.haha

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