Relatable, Awkward and Health: Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on...

By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 19 August 2011 8:47

Since when did moles become parasites?

steph87_fml 0

Friday 19 August 2011 8:50

As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

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all4pooh 4

Friday 19 August 2011 18:45

78- Your comment made me squirm lol. But I can understand how that happens

stephy8687 0

Friday 19 August 2011 18:58

YDI because you had to of known it was there. Moles just don't pop up out of nowhere.

Chigagigaroo 0

Friday 19 August 2011 21:17

I believe that there is a difference between a mole and a parasite...

mehwhocares 9

Friday 19 August 2011 21:53

I think you fail at stopping bleeding.

thisisLAUREN 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:09

that could cause skin cancer ...

sparty12 2

Friday 19 August 2011 22:23

were u high or something? WTF...YDI

TannerBoys 1

Friday 19 August 2011 22:47

Man Thats Disgusting!

ih82bl8 2

Friday 19 August 2011 23:28

Wudnt u know u had a mole there!?

thatguy1211555 0

Friday 19 August 2011 23:28

life really is harder when your dumb. isn't it......

matrickz 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:26

That could be cancerous No joke have that checked

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