By Anonymous - 12/07/2018 18:30 - India

Today, I missed the bus. I ran to the metro station in 45°C heat, slipped on dog shit, and fell face-first onto a staircase, breaking my glasses and front left tooth. As I tried to get up, my bag got stuck on the railing and tore. FML
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ChromoTec 24

6 FMLs in one, I hope it worked out okay.

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RichardPencil 30

I’m wondering if the consequences you would have suffered from taking your time and showing up late were worse than all the shit you’ve been through...including the literal shit.

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Zambady 11

I can’t even begin to feel your pain

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kazekai8 11

Dam is as bad as my buddy who went through wet puddle, got hit by a bicycle, caught in a hailstorm with no cover, then a angry neighborhood dog chased him for 1 plus miles, and then got bird pooped on his head on his way to work 😣

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Davros 12

That sucks. It wa as 105 here in Indiana last week and my bag got stuck to my leg.

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