Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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Thursday 4 March 2010 22:30

my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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UberFail79 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

...while someone was using it.

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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Miko159 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:21

oh... that just nasty.........

Lizz7 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:24

How the HELL did you manage that one?

allthelogic 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:37

how did you manage this??

loveydoveybitche 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:52

ugh >_< BCPs are the worst!

applezzzz 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:56

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:57

where were you that there were used condoms laying around?? o.O

FatMooseEars 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:03

my balls itch

myman47 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:23

same

GMX_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:22

how the **** did you do that

kapahama000 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:25

i love daniel

GETOVERIT2039 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:34

Damn how'd you manage that?

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