Miscellaneous: Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my...

By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML

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abudali911 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:07

Ydi for laying all those games

npk88 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:08

please get some help!

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ryguy997 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:09

WOW you dumb person facebook is 4 loosers

vollyball921 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:28

lol worth it

Jason_Q 4

Thursday 25 March 2010 1:14

I bet the person also paid 100 dollars to take care of her FML account! hahaha

GrammarFailure 0

Monday 17 May 2010 15:20

Just..**** you. I hope you don't invite your friends to this shit.

bellisima92 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 8:01

agree

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:49

Wow that's what I call a no life.lol

shushi44 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:16

AHAHAHAHAAA

PistenDeer 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 10:40

Seriously? Facebook games should be banned.

MrJojobinks 6

Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:16

Get a life.

Deabells 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 4:19

loser!!!

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