Love: Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her...

By uthinkucandraw - 27/02/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

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Saturday 28 February 2009 0:21

damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

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Saturday 28 February 2009 0:37

Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

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Wednesday 29 January 2020 2:58

Well good for you for trying to be a good boyfriend and do something nice. She just wasn't the one for you. Eventually you will find that person.

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