By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

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Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3

Some manscaping is in place…

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GoW_Chick 14

At least she didn't circumcise you this time, I bet you can't wait for her braces to come off.

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ClassyCommando 13

It's only a matter of time before some horny genius invents "Penis-Friendly" braces that won't catch on a man's wedding tackle.

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epyk_pryncess 8

35- it's called "invisalign".... Way ahead of you bro. :)

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Enslaved 36

I started off with "invisalign" and they didn't work for me. So, I ended up with the standard (clear) braces. I have /never ever/ had problems giving head by scraping or cut my guy but I can see a problem if the girl is not doing it correctly. On a side note....The amount of waxing and tweezing, I have done to feel as if I'm at my sexiest to be on display, just for the OP to bitch about one or two hairs being pulled? No sympathy!!!!! **I'm just kidding. I know it hurt! :P

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kimmi41509 10

If your pubes are long and curly enough to get caught in braces, you should have probably shaved or trimmed anyway.

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chellyX92 8

If the chick can deep T the hair is right there.

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kimmi41509 10

Yeah but if it was short it wouldn't get caught in braces. Trust me I had them for 4 years lol

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hancatk 2

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Bozone 7

Huh? I know people in their thirties who have braces . Nice try though I guess .

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YMCMBlover 4

Really? It's from Jersey Shore! Duuuh.

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renesmeebb 0

Ummm... Just to let you know. I've heard of people who are in their late thirties with braces!!! Dumbfuck!!

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YMCMBlover 4

He's not stupid. It's from Jersey shore.

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GoW_Chick 14

If it's from jersey shore than it is stupid...

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YMCMBlover 4

I think it's funny. You don't like that show?

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YMCMBlover 4

Right. Well obviously some people do.

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4Legend 0

Ugh I hate that show, I'm from New Jersey and people are always comparing the actual inhabitants to the show's cast. It's very demeaning and my friends and I really couldn't hate this show anymore.

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missyengland 0

Your dumb there are like 50 year olds with braces...

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Skyrizzle23 0

There's no point to Jersey Shore. They get paid to act like idiots.

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zombicidal 11

"its not stupid its from the Jersey shore" single most moronicly humorous sentence ever

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Sinforme17 0

Awful Jersey Shore comment is awful.. A retarded monkey could create a better show than that.

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YMCMBlover 4

Number 140.. I have no idea what that means

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KaskStunter 4

Ok, you got a *******, stop bragging.

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somewizdom 15

OP take a hint. She's probably not a fan of pubic hair.

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ToeJams 0

I don't know who got it worse, you for getting your pubes ripped out or your girlfriend getting your pubes stuck in her mouth

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cBlackout 13

I'm sure she enjoyed that as much as you did.

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astralvagan 20

Oh wow op..... Just wow.....

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HetaliaFreak 10

This was such an insightful comment.

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SettoFail 9

Braces and head just shouldn't go together.

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xaer0babiix0 0

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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CaptainPickles72 18

You're too stupid to comment, bro. Better luck next time!

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