Love: Today, I celebrated my four-year anniversary with my girlfriend....

By no love - 01/01/2016 22:41 - United States

Today, I celebrated my four-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML

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By Disappointed - 30/05/2015 20:05 - United States - Lexington

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML

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By Cuckolded by tech - 08/02/2026 22:00

Today, it's been four months since I bought my girlfriend the vibrator she'd been wanting. She hasn't wanted sex since. FML

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By NeedToGetLaid - 01/03/2023 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By Sapphire Mills - 28/11/2018 13:30

Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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By eaa145 - 03/03/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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By Liav - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML

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Rich531 21

Saturday 2 January 2016 19:58

Sorry mate. Maybe have a talk with her? If you aren't satisfied with your relationship she needs to know.

leogachi 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:11

@3 If she didn't want to she's not obligated to just because it's their anniversary. We don't know if her not wanting anything physical is a regular thing or if she just happened to not want anything on their anniversary.

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Bibblejomin 18

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:37

Seeing the direction that your relationship is going, I'd invest in another stuffed minion for Valentines Day. Sorry dude

Scarylizard1798 23

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:37

Sadness exemplified

solarsanteria 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:44

I got scared because my boyfriend and I just celebrated our 4 year anniversary, but I didn't get him a minion, I got him an assassin's creed jacket... Sorry bro

Krycek_fml 19

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:44

This needs a follow up.

solarsanteria 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:45

People have different preferences on when to get engaged.. I doubt that's the problem, but who knows

disasterlydeed 26

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:53

Nah not really

fakedsincerity 32

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:54

the minion is worse. no contest.

FSGInsainity 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 21:10

So mean. She should've gotton you a real one.

FujisakiChihiro 24

Sunday 3 January 2016 10:38

That would be so cruel!

Dashelle 25

Saturday 2 January 2016 21:14

Perhaps she shows her affection in other ways? My husband and I started reading about the 5 Love Languages and it helped. I feel loved when he does chores, and he feels love when we go out and spend time together (hiking, movie, etc). Sounds like yours is physical touch. Might help you guys too!

PANDORUM89 21

Sunday 3 January 2016 8:26

exactly what I was thinking! each person requires love in different ways. my boyfriend could buy me everything I could ever want but him cuddling and kissing me shows me that he loves me. if OP requires physical actions to feel loved then he should communicate this to his gf and she should try to accommodate this. I mean not even a kiss? after 4 years a kiss should come at least once a day, a small price to make OP feel loved and to reconnect. hopefully though OP is showing his love to his GF in her preferred love language.