By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
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Nicole819 11

it might be time to call Cheaters .

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JohnBoyFsYL 10

Why are we assuming it's the wife? Couldn't it be their kids?

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HarryFred 2

doesn't the OP have a son or something? If not, I'm sorry for you dude.

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Gastrointestinal 3

Time to have a little talk with the kids...

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chocolatefrog28 29

At least he knows she won't be giving him an STD before he gives her divorce papers, there's a silver lining there somewhere.

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johnyboy1234 2

I have no idea what the situation is but if its there kids with explaining to do over the sea of condoms in there sewer tank im sorry but those are some terrible parents.

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lexiieeex3 32

Well things got awkward quickly.

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DiamondNicole 9

Damn :( . I can't imagine how you feel .

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blcusername 27

Don't jump to conclusions, hopefully it's not what you think.

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