Money Animals Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant...

FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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Oi! Get back here!

Anonymous - 26/10/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML

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theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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Goddamn sky rats

Anonymous - 11/09/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML

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zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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Chance encounter of the morning

Gale - 06/12/2024 15:00 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I tried to get a picture of a cute cat while on my morning walk. The cat didn't run away scared, it was even as if he knew it was "strike a pose" time. Then, out of nowhere, a seagull swooped down and stole my breakfast bagel. FML

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Lobster rock

Fonzie34 - - United States

Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML

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beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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mt21mt 15

Thursday 7 September 2017 5:20

How do you know it was delicious, if you hadn't taken your first bite yet? ...sorry, I analyze things too much...

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 7 September 2017 6:01

Damn flying rats!

davecross 11

Thursday 7 September 2017 4:42

Seagull: thanks for the sandwich bro, I love lobster!!!!!

mt21mt 15

Thursday 7 September 2017 5:20

How do you know it was delicious, if you hadn't taken your first bite yet? ...sorry, I analyze things too much...

HikariYang38 20

Thursday 7 September 2017 15:04

I think OP might have had it previously.

arioch_fml 20

Thursday 7 September 2017 5:37

Wow $17 down the drain, and I bet he didn't even tip you!

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 7 September 2017 6:01

Damn flying rats!

PissyBitch Daily 13

Thursday 7 September 2017 6:31

Those birds are aggressive! And crows, too. Beware. I suppose you won't be eating outside any time soon.

hazeblaze 13

Thursday 7 September 2017 12:52

How do you know it was delicious though ? ?

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 7 September 2017 14:48

"Mine Mine Mine Mine!"

kazekai8 11

Thursday 7 September 2017 23:41

Savage birds o.o

Stealthninjaa 19

Friday 8 September 2017 3:52

$17 on a sandwich though... that's the real FML

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Sunday 10 September 2017 0:20

Birds are evil

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