Animals: Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into...

By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML

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ironichalibut 24

Friday 8 March 2013 18:37

Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

perdix 29

Friday 8 March 2013 18:46

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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RaspberryCookies 6

Saturday 9 March 2013 15:12

Why do you have a cat for? They're disgusting creatures

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:00

But only half as disgusting as trolls, though.

efrainelboricua 12

Saturday 9 March 2013 15:20

Sound like someone will be visiting a Chinese restaurant soon.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Saturday 9 March 2013 15:44

The original fml was so funny

Blacktom_fml 6

Saturday 9 March 2013 18:10

Tu fa mon chat flutes!

mywtfmoments26 18

Saturday 9 March 2013 18:50

this cat is epic

alchemist27 13

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:45

Chinese food?

Natalyk333 18

Saturday 9 March 2013 20:46

This is another reason why I am a dog person.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 5:29

I think sometimes that means there's something wrong with them and that's their way of trying to tell you it.

yaoifreak 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:45

he probably just got you back for earlier !!!!

turtlesandcheese 4

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:59

Hehe

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