Work: Today, after 3 long hours of mowing the lawn with a rusty lawn... - FML

By aatomkins - 02/08/2009 15:52 - United Kingdom

Today, after 3 long hours of mowing the lawn with a rusty lawn mower, my dad finally decided to tell me that he didn't get any money out to pay me with. The reason? He didn't think girls could mow a lawn and was expecting me to give up. FML

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Monday 3 August 2009 0:43

This isn't your average chore, I do those for free. No allowance, just a hourly rate for the hardcore jobs.

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udumbidiot 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:06

how disgustingly sexist of him

sooper 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:08

Ow wow, that's something. Charge him extra and add interest until he coughs it up.

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LifeTrolls 16

Tuesday 3 November 2015 2:10

If he ever helps cook dinner, grab his credit card and order delivery food. tell him you did it cause you didn't think guys can cook. Although, he doesn't seem like the kind if guy who would spend time in the kitchen...

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