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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

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Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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Kyzahhh 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:58

I have heard if you put them into piles of ten notes you should be right..

pancakechick 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:57

At least it wasn't in pennies >_>

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Burr520 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:12

Did u get her number

ArsenalFan12 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:31

probably a stripper

unmistakablyamaz 4

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:54

OP obviously has no common sense...

corrinaswan 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:59

Wow. Are you retarded?

Nolank804 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:07

They invited the calculator for people like you.

Nolank804 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:10

Invented* iPhone...

summerbreeze888 10

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:02

Well...****.

jobsman99 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:59

She must be a stripper and all those $1 tips have been in exciting places.

monijones 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 2:26

She did it on purpose

Dante17 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 3:40

10 by 10 idiot

cmb8280 24

Thursday 15 September 2011 3:53

Ewwwwww, stripper monies. Hope you sanitized :)

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