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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

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MathewBlack 14

Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Apparently 'swag' gets you through medical school..

Jacksparrow72 21

Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Wow, would you like ice for that burn?

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wyattb995 6

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:37

never put cool cold or iced anything on any burn of any kind. it will trap the heat and cause a blister. Luke warm water and leave it the **** alone

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:58

should've said, "at least I have a father" bitch.

lkhardin 13

Wednesday 13 February 2013 1:18

That would've annoyed me, too. "Swag" is for fags.

johnnie254 7

Wednesday 13 February 2013 4:48

**** swag! It's gotten out of hand.

Ohreo 2

Wednesday 13 February 2013 5:20

"Who needs grades when they have swag?"

PhishloverA 14

Wednesday 13 February 2013 5:36

Don't assume things you don't know, about people you don't know

xeka 10

Wednesday 13 February 2013 7:23

I've just been mind ******....

Life_sucks_13 6

Wednesday 13 February 2013 18:25

Maybe it was fake? Never know or just really stupid. But don't worry about it. Swag doesn't mean anything.

kingdomgirl94 29

Thursday 14 February 2013 5:50

reply to that should have been "dear god, I hope I never need surgery."

friscosoonerkid 3

Friday 15 February 2013 9:04

What is this country coming too?

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