Miscellaneous: The road to hell…

The road to hell…

By SirPimPim - 14/06/2010 14:32 - Sweden

Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML

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relyo 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:06

Soon he'll be dead and you'll still be alive. Then you'll have your revenge.

UnprecendentedAw 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:06

Old people can be asses sometimes. Kudos to you for trying to be nice.

Comments

Shutsuji 3

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:33

...but that's exactly what you did... So you deserve it... dumbass :|

emschick10 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:43

old people can really be assholes anymore.

RantingPanda 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 22:49

well thats true they could very well turn to dust in line

firstdbzmaker 15

Saturday 19 June 2010 5:05

That's why I hate old people...

dsrkness 3

Friday 23 July 2010 14:21

you should have said "oh yeah? well at least I don't bleed dust wen i get cut"

saphyre10 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:18

lol! in my old job we had senior citizens day for 65 and over, so i asked a lady if she was a senior citizen to give her a discount and she complained and bitched at me in front of other customers and then she wrote a letter to the store! she was 63.