Love, Break-ups and LGBTQIA+: Safe in the closet - FML

Safe in the closet

By Anonymous - 04/06/2026 00:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I realized I'd spent 14 months giving my love to a closeted lesbian, who used me like an emotional vampire to hide. She cried about her ex leaving her for a man, then did the same to me. She's a parasite jumping from host to host because she's too cowardly to be honest. I’m just her latest supply. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Friday 5 June 2026 14:54

Yeah, sadly I was with two people like that. One is an ex wife, another is now classified as an EF-5 disaster due to how far she takes it. 14 months is much less than years. Find someone else and be more selective/picky

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tiptoppc 19

Friday 5 June 2026 14:54

Yeah, sadly I was with two people like that. One is an ex wife, another is now classified as an EF-5 disaster due to how far she takes it. 14 months is much less than years. Find someone else and be more selective/picky

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