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Pissed off

By lionhead14 - 20/05/2011 19:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

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WHOWASTHEPHONE 10

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:47

How does sitting on the edge making it more quiet?

KatrinaKitten 16

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:50

How about closing the door....

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toxic_walrus 15

Monday 25 November 2013 3:03

This is so British I love it

EternalParadox 6

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:31

this is the most British thing I've ever seen

ChaoticQuiet 11

Friday 29 August 2014 13:19

The most British sounding FML

bigc1563 7

Tuesday 23 June 2015 9:27

why cant you talk like an average human being.

DumbassRoaster 22

Friday 19 February 2016 2:17

"Loo paper" "wee" ydi

bluejay2000 15

Saturday 23 July 2016 10:17

That is the most British FML I've ever read

CrazyJolteon 0

Wednesday 18 January 2017 23:05

Did he not have towels, pale towels or a sink either? And if you have to go that bad just piss outside it's not a big deal

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