Work and Job interview: Overprepared - FML

Overprepared

By Anonymous - 05/09/2026 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, it's been three days since I started preparing for a video interview, including practicing my answers and arranging the background behind me. Five minutes before it started, I noticed I'd been preparing for the wrong time zone. I was sitting in a perfect interview setup three hours too early. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 5 September 2026 23:52

Better than being too late.

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 6 September 2026 10:03

better than being three hours late

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 5 September 2026 23:52

Better than being too late.

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 6 September 2026 10:03

better than being three hours late

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