Cars, Thief and Transportation: Morris was here

Morris was here

By ceetee - 31/01/2026 18:00 - Australia

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 00:00 - United States

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Bassett

Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

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By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 20:00

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The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By TheComedyAudio - 25/02/2018 01:30

Today, I let my roommate borrow my car to go to the store. Later, I saw a picture on Facebook of my roommate and his buddies with my car saying, "Gone for the weekend!" I work at 8am tomorrow and he won't answer my calls. FML

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kirbinator 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:56

who has a friend named morris?

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:58

make your mom pay for it

Comments

beachchick22 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:46

morris= greek for stereo jacker

UnknownParticle 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:47

No worries, mom will buy you a new one...

taylortm96 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:51

better than no car at all.

carmieloulou 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:51

your moms stupid.

Quatermain 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:06

Youre lucky he only toom your sound system, he could have taken your car.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:09

Sure, that's what your mom is telling you that happened.

RickGotShot 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:23

Rick got shot.

WhiteAsNoise3 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:24

what was your mom doing with your keys? looks like she needs to lose some privileges

capothegee 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:28

mom's crazy. lol

BigStackPoker 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:56

Look on the bright side: They could have smashed your windows to steal your sound system instead.

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Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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