Kids, Birthday, Awkward and Spooky: Macabre date

Macabre date

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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dunner12 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:04

WTF

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my friends parents invite us all over for their daughters birthday to hang out and remember her, when she died 7 years ago, they do it every year.

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wrenavery90 12

Tuesday 28 June 2022 2:54

Why did you have to go?

Chazzster 29

Friday 30 August 2024 23:27

No is a perfectly acceptable answer. An invitation is not usually a command.

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