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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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boatiebanter 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:15

If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.

Headcase 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:24

That's a really great way to make some extra cash. Keep it up.

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cheeseandchips 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:59

To be honest, it was a nice idea... but the chances she'd have taken out the bill and read it before the next time she spent it would be very small.

pierrette_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 19:03

Not everybody is single, you know.

liljon3 0

Monday 18 May 2009 19:13

owned!

bdaniels362 3

Monday 18 May 2009 19:17

Usually the goal is to get the girls number, not give the your number to a girl...but ok

Scene_Cupcake 0

Monday 18 May 2009 19:18

Tehe...What did chu expect!? For all she knew you could of been a serial killer! ;)

darkblue_13 0

Monday 18 May 2009 19:21

A lot of girls don't want to date a complete stranger. I mean, no offense, but what if you were a total creep or something. It could be dangerous to go out with someone that you don't even know. If you had had a conversation with her, and then wrote your number on the bill when she could clearly see you doing it, I think you would have a better chance.

plexico 3

Monday 18 May 2009 19:33

Great. Now you have a dollar to shove in some stripper's G-string! If you can't get laid by asking an actual girl out, you can always buy it!

AK 2

Monday 18 May 2009 19:36

You are WORKING. Why are you doing that when you're working as a cashier? It's not exactly the best job.

r1029d 0

Monday 18 May 2009 19:37

I am a bartender and I constantly have guys writing their numbers on dollar bills, napkins, receipts, etc..I never call them and I never would. If you don't have the guts to talk to a girl first, don't be creepy and try to slip her your number discreetly like that. I mean, if I was her, I would have still taken my change, but I would have just stuck the money in my wallet and never even glanced at the number. I guess its a bonus for you that you got a tip out of it though..