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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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Sunday 7 February 2010 1:23

So... did you buy them?

DmF288 14

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:25

Pretty embarrassing. But most importantly, did you get that pair of awesome dinosaur underwear?

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Sunday 7 February 2010 4:01

haha same thing (sort of) happened to me except I was at target, and a guy I knew from school was admiring a pair of rocket ship boxers (I was in 7th grade) and when he saw me he looked mortified and then ran away :)