Be Cool By FML Videos - 28/11/2018 00:30 Nice try, buddy. agreeclassic 181 vote type 1 256 Share Tweet Share
Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML agreeclassic 1 664 vote type 1 497
Today, our water got cut off. Since our council tax is also due today, I called them and hurled abuse for cutting off the water so soon. Turns out they don’t actually supply water, nor was it even disconnected. Some random person just turned off the meter tap. FML agreeclassic 324 vote type 1 1 203
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML agreeclassic 26 666 vote type 1 6 745
Today, I broke a heel and fell. A real handsome guy helped me up, so being single I said I didn’t know how I might repay him, hoping he might ask me out. He asked me if I’d be willing to go to the public toilets round the corner and suck him off. Why do I even bother trying to find a nice guy? FML agreeclassic 1 473 vote type 1 271
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML agreeclassic 64 686 vote type 1 4 043
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML agreeclassic 42 360 vote type 1 3 004