Animals, Gross and Work: LM308 fried

LM308 fried

By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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Friday 4 May 2012 0:27

Free lunch?

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Friday 4 May 2012 0:27

Redneck voice:Fry that up and eat it!

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sollarsaus 1

Friday 11 May 2012 12:55

@1, nah needs garlic!

deransc 19

Monday 16 July 2012 18:36

Get a job where you don't have to wear your name on your shirt and you won't have to deal with that

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