Love, Weird and Awkward: Inappropriate!

Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:01

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Comments

OctoberRainfall 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:39

I'm sure there's a Shane Dawson video like this.

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:44

Desperate much?

fishielover1124 12

Friday 5 October 2012 6:56

Damn...you're mom's a **** :P

ricosuave_r8 0

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:30

Damnn she succubussin hard

ricosuave_r8 0

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:33

Give her my number for real tho baby

Risful 2

Saturday 16 March 2013 15:54

Guys...Hate to break it to you, but this is from Family Guy Season 8 Episode 13.

Msktlol111 4

Friday 24 May 2013 5:35

didn't you tell her he's yours? lol

shufflyn 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:18

Hey! Don't ruin your mothers date with your boyfriend!

Thekbking 11

Tuesday 5 August 2014 6:29

her moms a straight up bitch and ho. forever a count

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 6 December 2014 3:57

She's a bitch.

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