Drunk, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Hungover

Hungover

By RedheadA - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

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The morning after the night before

By college student - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

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The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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airborn54 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:53

Dear God I hope there was not a threesome

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:54

D: That face says it all.

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dancingpony 0

Friday 17 June 2011 3:27

thats probably a week full of bad dreams.

abcdefgih 0

Friday 17 June 2011 4:04

That made my day! :D

Trippyacid777 0

Friday 17 June 2011 4:14

omg that would be really scary D:

Skatejock21 0

Friday 17 June 2011 4:53

Sounds like a wakeup call

Boomer21 0

Friday 17 June 2011 5:29

Tuna surprise for breakfast anyone?

ManaUser 0

Friday 17 June 2011 5:29

At least she wasn't naked or anything.

Chrispayne 4

Friday 17 June 2011 5:56

At least she was in the couch and not your bed

bigcountry1293 5

Friday 17 June 2011 6:28

#109 way to be optimistic

missy1228 2

Friday 17 June 2011 6:47

Dear God.....

poohforMVP 4

Friday 17 June 2011 6:59

umm...MILF?

ChuckNorrisBeard 0

Friday 17 June 2011 7:21

that must have been a sight for sore eyes

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Today, I looked at cute baby clothes while my friend was in the check-out line at JC Penny. It made me want to cry. I'm almost 33, childless, and so unattractive I couldn't pay someone to be into me. FML

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Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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Today, I held a party for my family so I could announce my pregnancy. In the middle of my speech, my mother stopped me, saying, "Nobody gives a rat's ass, where's the booze?" FML

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Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML

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Today, I was talking to my mom about when I have kids. I told her I may want two or three. She immediately cut me off and told me to stick to one, and that any more than that will be a burden. I am the second born child of my family. FML

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Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

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