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Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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Oh no…

momma6126 - - United States

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML

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Anonymous - 13/01/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

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NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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Escaping

Anonymous - 30/10/2021 08:00

Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML

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KillMeNow - 09/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my visiting mother-in-law announced she plans on moving to our state and living next door. When I said that's not going to happen, she chuckled and said, "It's happening, Kate." Kate is my husband's ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago. FML

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hidingout777 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:28

Have super loud sex!

mattsan1992 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:27

set your apartment on fire and hers will burn too

MrRayBans 8

Monday 11 July 2011 4:00

Is it too late to move?

LizzJizz 16

Monday 11 July 2011 4:06

Have some crazy loud sex every day til she gets so tired of hearing it she moves out ;)

dayrin7 4

Monday 11 July 2011 4:15

damn...sorry dude!

justbigbs 6

Monday 11 July 2011 4:20

Free baby sitter? or start having babies?

cjgqsmooth 0

Monday 11 July 2011 4:28

does her name happen to be marie barone? lhh

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Monday 11 July 2011 4:36

That sucks but mine's worst mine just moved in with me

secretsmiles00 8

Monday 11 July 2011 4:37

thats when you announce that your moving! LOL and fyl!

Schumy0724 4

Monday 11 July 2011 5:00

cry baby

camoney 4

Monday 11 July 2011 5:03

Today, my mom is moving next to us. my husband is super excited cause they get along so well.

a_kilichowski 2

Monday 11 July 2011 5:04

so sorry I really am

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Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

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Today, I walked out of my platonic coworker's office, after he got my lunch order wrong. My exit line? “Get your creamy pork sausage out of my taco.” The entire bullpen started hooting and hollering. FML

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Today, it was mine and my husband's anniversary. He was at work so I decided to dress up "sexy." You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother, who'd come by to wish me a happy anniversary. FML

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Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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Today, I got my 11-year old son the NERF Elite 2.0 Shockwave RD-15 Blaster that he has been begging for as his birthday gift. Guess who the primary target is. FML

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