Cheating and Love: Get out - FML

Get out

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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Slawter16 24

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:52

He's an absolute idiot. Break up with that jerk.

kelseythompson 27

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:53

He'll need those brass balls for the kicking you should give him

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Dbotmen 9

Thursday 10 September 2015 7:40

I guess you could say he made an ass out of his brass. Bad jokes!

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