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Genius

By LOL Tolhurst - 03/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was on the phone with tech support for over an hour, getting increasingly frustrated. After finally fixing the issue, I sarcastically said, "Thanks for nothing, genius," thinking I'd hung up the call. Turns out, I hadn’t. The tech guy coolly replied, "You’re welcome, genius." FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 4 September 2024 0:40

"Thanks for nothing" for FIXING THE ISSUE? Aw, was it not fast enough for you?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 3 September 2024 23:43

Ha! Dumbass.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 3 September 2024 23:43

Ha! Dumbass.

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 4 September 2024 0:40

"Thanks for nothing" for FIXING THE ISSUE? Aw, was it not fast enough for you?

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