Forgive me

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the Crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
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zingline89 18

Did it take him 3 days to rise? If so, you're not very good.

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winfieldALJD 6

I love how the FML Team can't be thumbed up or down.

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obeliks 4

So you rubbed a drawing of a fictional character for 45 minutes? You poor thing!!!

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The_F3rris 11

Im sure Jesus liked it.

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dunebro 15

Not a FML in my eyes, but okay.. if you're a fanatical Christian or something.

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d_man_0032 3

I would not want to be a massage therapist because of all the creepy ass people I would have to rub down.

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deathmountaindew 8

I just busted out laughing and woke up my family. Worth it. I lost it at the end.

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Marfmaster_2000 9

Does it really matter it's a tattoo then again I am an atheist

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