Dog Box Fail By FML Approved - 17/10/2017 20:30 - United States - New York Think outside the box! I agree, your life sucks 456 You deserved it 97 Share Tweet Share
Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 169 You deserved it 3 084
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 580 You deserved it 9 817
Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 779 You deserved it 3 308
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 678 You deserved it 8 174
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend of 5 years. I love her so much and I've been treating her extremely well. Before I could pop the question, she said in these exact words: "Babe, our relationship is like a drunken night. Fun while it lasted but its something I'd rather forget." FML I agree, your life sucks 63 280 You deserved it 3 548
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML I agree, your life sucks 163 You deserved it 1 629
"Hey Ralph, check out my new box!" "Hang on Fred, I gotta bark at this idiot carrying around a box!"