Dog Box Fail - FML

Dog Box Fail

By FML Approved - 17/10/2017 20:30 - United States - New York

Think outside the box!

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Donut_Wizard 23

Wednesday 18 October 2017 3:50

"Hey Ralph, check out my new box!" "Hang on Fred, I gotta bark at this idiot carrying around a box!"

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Donut_Wizard 23

Wednesday 18 October 2017 3:50

"Hey Ralph, check out my new box!" "Hang on Fred, I gotta bark at this idiot carrying around a box!"

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