Intimacy: Dirty talk - FML

Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 07:54 - United States

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Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

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johnnyexpl0sion 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:02

were u wearing a strap on?

okieraider71 4

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:10

Penis envy.

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fail_gurl21 7

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:46

surprise buttsex?... o.O

sugarbear0727 19

Thursday 20 June 2013 16:58

This made me laugh hard. I've said similar things before, on purpose. My boyfriend is into that kinda thing. We haven't tried it, but I've always been curious what it would be like to be the guy during sex.

viau 13

Monday 30 September 2013 5:18

long clit

kainer 4

Monday 14 October 2013 5:31

that's alright he might like the strap on

Sonata90 26

Wednesday 24 June 2015 14:17

Shoulda just given his butt a little hump for some comic relief lol

TheAspieDork 27

Tuesday 16 February 2016 14:36

O-O

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