Transportation: Cool moves

Cool moves

By Midge - 16/03/2010 23:03 - United States

Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

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RustedBuddha 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:10

YDI for being the douchebag who feels the incessant need to subject everyone else to your (probably crappy) music.

LevyLove 17

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:13

At least u got the attention u wanted so badly.

Comments

Jellytastic 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:12

how could you not see papers flying everywhere while you were driving? YDI

LevyLove 17

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:13

At least u got the attention u wanted so badly.

iFellytone 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:16

Attention ***** much?

956TXking 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:18

and to top it off you were playing that tic toc song...

luckymay 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:18

FAIL

Rickyretardo 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:19

u r a faaag "I got a few honks and felt even cooler" wat the hell u r a loser and u r realy stupid leaving your binder on the roof of your car and to all people listening to this comment I don't think this guy is gonna pass to the next grade... ps no one realy sais they felt cool

natas_fml 13

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:34

I wonder how he got his name...

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 10:25

Ricky mate... stop now please.. ur making a ******* of yourself on here. save urself some dignity and steer clear of the computer hey get back to us when you've learnt to spell. that is all.