Sex, Awkward, Cheating and Intimacy: Confuddled - FML

Confuddled

By yosenfal - 28/04/2012 01:04 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

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Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

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alexup24 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:02

I'd start filing a divorce...

thebaddayblues 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:01

I hate when that happens..

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kenyrabit 25

Monday 25 January 2016 8:50

Well, I guess if I were you, I would look up a good BAR :(

connorhperkins 9

Thursday 23 June 2016 20:22

File a divorce and take half the house

blacklightening 11

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:00

start shopping for a house or apartment. get a divorce. and go sleep with some one when u know she will catch u

lucasjames22 8

Friday 30 June 2017 19:48

here's a thought. grow a pair

SaucierGirl 20

Tuesday 13 November 2018 20:37

Divorce her hoe ass and take everything

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