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Catchphrase hell

By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it was. He just paused, turned to look me in the eye, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

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broderickc 13

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:04

Your dad sounds awesome.

Superstitious 6

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:21

Shut up.

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dbwisco 4

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:27

Sounds like your dad and I would really get along. I laughed pretty hard at the "shut up, Meg" line.

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