Transportation: Both of you are bad

Both of you are bad

By driver26 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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You deserved it 41 346

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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brootalxkeni 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:07

his point proven

jpwdragon 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:03

you're a women silly, he's a better driver by defult!

Comments

token_blackguy 18

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:58

Why do women take the sexist comments on these kind of fmls seriously? They are all so cliche and expect, still funny though. Getting over internet, racism or sexism is pointless.