Blind spot

By nicky - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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DocBastard 38

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

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DocBastard 38

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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ghashlycrumbs 8

That, my dear, is a whole new level of fail. Congrats.

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EvilPotato 14

YDI for trying to open a can with a knife.

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stephy228 0

if the can opener was in the cutlery drawer, y didn't u c it when u got the knife out that u injured yourself with? YDI

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kayloh20 5

I had no idea you could open a can, that would normally require a can opener, with a knife. Even if you could, I wouldn't fathom the idea of trying.

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Sadochan 0

That teaches you to look more thoroughly.

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she9909 0

I think the Op is using the can opener excuse cuz there actually emmo ahhh

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allmidnighteyes 10

...Why the hell are you looking for a can opener or cutlery in order to make coffee?

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