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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

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Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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Smyth 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:03

aw man. that brought me down.

ThnkUComeAgain 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:04

damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up

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NotMeh 0

Monday 4 October 2010 1:21

waiiit. I dun get it. Dx

Shanzii_2468 0

Monday 4 October 2010 3:49

oh..dats soo sad :(

shasta32 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:39

thats real shitty... when my life goes down the toilet like that, i go for drinks.

bboydugan 3

Monday 4 October 2010 9:09

was it ur mom

itzbilly 0

Monday 4 October 2010 10:20

taeyang - wedding dress?

serenity40 6

Monday 4 October 2010 10:54

away man. that blows! if you didn't tell her then ydi.

hre 0

Monday 4 October 2010 17:55

you should have been like *** u to the groom kick him in the face and be all like I object

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 4 October 2010 20:46

And if she doesn't like him back? I don't think ruining the wedding would have helped matters either way.

hre 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 15:47

yea well shut the *** up

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 7 October 2010 21:02

Why should I? :P

erod707 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 1:21

damn

eminemfan4ever 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 3:06

i dont get it :(

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 11:28

ydi u didnt tell her

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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML

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Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML

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