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Better the devil you know

By Anonymous - 22/09/2026 00:00 - United States - Youngstown

Today, I'm currently in a relationship, but he acts like a child. My boss has been trying for over a year to get my attention, and I've ignored his advances this whole time, but now I think that I've caught feelings for him. I'm torn between a man child and my boss who makes me submissive. What is wrong with me? FML

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Hangryko 31

Tuesday 22 September 2026 0:07

Dump the manchild and report your boss to HR.

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Hangryko 31

Tuesday 22 September 2026 0:07

Dump the manchild and report your boss to HR.

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