Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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xxwafflez 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:50

did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

Monday 25 April 2011 15:51

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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imnotcraZ 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:58

fruit ninja!

Mysanitywins 10

Monday 25 April 2011 16:59

He was mugged?

breakin_benjamn 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:59

muggers need their potassium too!

kylebizzle321 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:00

dibs!

suckstobeyoouuu 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:04

Sucks to be youuu

devildante21 4

Monday 25 April 2011 17:09

you sure didn't get mugged by a monkey lol?!

AKALurch 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:13

there is to many people getting mugged on this site, it's starting to be ridiculous, stop posting it on here nd go tell the police

Fobbs 2

Monday 25 April 2011 17:26

The mugger probably went to go buy some more bananas so that he can mug more unsuspecting people who fear bananas.

sharkton 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:29

he was eating a banana and.....? not an fml.

jordanprodigy023 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:39

Ydi for not being abl

sharkton 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:45

e to finish a sentence.

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