Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 920 You deserved it 49 041 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 686 You deserved it 2 923
Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 427 You deserved it 8 876
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 260 You deserved it 161
Today, I searched my ex-boyfriend on Facebook while my husband slept. He recently got engaged. I regret everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 256 You deserved it 1 926
Today, we’re both 19 and on our third date I tried to get intimate with him. He asked what I was doing. Turns out his bible-thumping mom censored his entire life, such as zero internet access, and homeschooled him to make sure he never, ever learned about sex. He’s 19 and truly has no idea. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 165 You deserved it 284
Today, my adoptive parents were harassed yet again simply because they're black and I'm white. FML I agree, your life sucks 512 You deserved it 72
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)