Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 918 You deserved it 49 036 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 seconds off her record swim time. When I asked her how she did it, she replied, "Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can." She's just been taking her time all these years. FML I agree, your life sucks 53 515 You deserved it 5 625
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 600 You deserved it 12 456
Today, I started my job at a warehouse. I was the only person in my training group who needed help wrapping a pallet. FML I agree, your life sucks 668 You deserved it 218
Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 685 You deserved it 3 257
Today, it’s been 4 months since I haven't been able to walk properly, two months I’ve been waiting for a doctor’s appointment, and one day since I found out that appointment never actually got made by the online booking system. But hey, who needs a left foot? FML I agree, your life sucks 868 You deserved it 103
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 996 You deserved it 2 846
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)