Work, Job interview and Awkward: Attention to detail - FML

Attention to detail

By Anonymous - 08/09/2026 03:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview in a hotel and arrived 20 minutes early. I sat in the lobby practicing answers while watching the elevators. Eventually, the receptionist walked over and asked if I was waiting for someone. I gave her the company name. She pointed across the street. I'd been practicing my interview in the wrong hotel. FML

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Zebediabolical 43

Tuesday 8 September 2026 21:31

I hope you don't have 'ATTENTION TO DETAIL' on your resume. :D

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Zebediabolical 43

Tuesday 8 September 2026 21:31

I hope you don't have 'ATTENTION TO DETAIL' on your resume. :D

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