Kids, Family and Vacation: All over the place

All over the place

By Anonymous - 07/08/2026 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove 15 hours to drop my son off at my parents' for their vacation, just for them to tell me that they changed their minds and they're taking my sister's kids instead. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 8 August 2026 0:15

Time to go NC with your parents.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 8 August 2026 0:15

Time to go NC with your parents.

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