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By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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weddingbelle09 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:31

Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.

Lollersk4tes 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:20

"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."

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fmfreakinlife 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:09

that has happened to me but it was with my sister who just got her G2. I dident bother telling her what happened tho.

redbeater 5

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:42

I bet the people behind you were Chinese. I also bet they were driving a Lexus or mercedes and had a head sized shade thing on .

xxkittylicklick9 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:23

sorryyyyyyyyyyy

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:50

Um, it's not your fault nor your father's, so why is this "your" FML? Also, it isn't so bad for the rabbit either — at least it doesn't have to suffer its own stupidity any longer.

TaGalicous 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:27

dont you mean f*** HIS life, you didn't get hit by a car, plus they multiply... well like rabbits

popoman 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:35

**** Thumper. Hopefully Bambi or Bambi's mother gets hit next.

jojocircus19 16

Saturday 16 January 2016 9:31

*nervously looks to either side of his/herself* They breed like rabbits.......

emmierazzie 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:57

how is your life ******

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:13

I can't believe no ones mentioned the book Watership Down! that was a good one :( one of the rabbits gets ran over by a car while crossing "the frozen river" ;(