Intimacy: Alarmed

Alarmed

By oops - 29/07/2015 06:15 - United States

Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

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Wednesday 29 July 2015 15:51

At least he cares about you

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shannon2348 14

Friday 8 November 2019 15:50

your autistic brother is left home alone? that doesnt seem right. if your parents were going out wouldn't they ask you to watch over a brother with autism?