2019, here I come! By Lewis - 23/01/2019 19:00 Nevermind... I agree, your life sucks 251 You deserved it 180 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 827 You deserved it 10 515
Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 924 You deserved it 1 964
Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 482 You deserved it 4 505
Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 110 You deserved it 4 731
Today, the neighbors in the next apartment reported me to the police for screaming at my newborn to "shut the hell up" every time he cries. I would never yell at my baby. My asshole of a dog on the other hand barks at everything, which terrifies the baby, causing him to cry. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 828 You deserved it 6 072
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML I agree, your life sucks 55 948 You deserved it 30 278
Today, I found out the guy I was talking and mutually flirty with is married. I was under the impression that he was divorced, up until when he told me that he's married and assumed that I knew. He says he's in a loveless marriage because his wife cheated and they're staying together for their little kid. WTF? FML I agree, your life sucks 801 You deserved it 140
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 139 You deserved it 2 674
That should be on WTF. lol
Uhg... I hate looped videos like this