Dad jokes
By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 17:56 - Philippines - Dasmarinas
By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 17:56 - Philippines - Dasmarinas
By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States
By no that does not help - 20/08/2013 13:41 - United States - Austin
By anonymous - 20/08/2013 07:08 - United States
By bluerhhajfk - 19/08/2013 23:29 - United States - Providence
By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue
By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz
By stinky car - 16/08/2013 03:18 - United States - Bessemer
By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var
By seizure_girl - 15/08/2013 13:32 - United States - Pierre
Hi there. OP here. Temporal lobe epilepsy involves some pretty freakish seizures that are actually interpreted as religious visions by many. They're a very intense spiritual experience. I was fifteen years old, and spent the next three years as a devout Christian, my own logic at war with my profound sense of purpose. Then I turned 18 and discovered marijuana. Lo and behold, the "visions" disappeared, and I was an atheist again. I made the connection between the drug and the cessation of my fits when I stopped taking it and they came back. Epilepsy never occurred to me until recently, the first time I collapsed into a grand mal seizure in public. I picked myself up off the ground in confusion to meet a lot of stares, and a woman nearby informed me I'd had a seizure. The "aura" that I'd gotten just before blacking out and convulsing was the same as the onset of my previous "visions", the first real clue I'd ever gotten. And yes, my mother is an idiot. When I said that I'd had a seizure while she'd been across the fairgrounds, she accused me of being drunk and said she was disappointed in me for ruining our fun evening at the carnival.
By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg
By notmansbestfriend - 12/08/2013 16:09 - United States - Williamsburg
By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium
By JustSayNo - 11/08/2013 23:23 - United Kingdom - Guildford
By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton
By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States
By Oh-Shit! - 10/08/2013 15:23 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland
By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London
By FuckYouMotherNature - 07/08/2013 06:51 - United States - Merced
By pong - 06/08/2013 21:59 - France - Toulouse
By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook
By Nick - 06/08/2013 14:44 - Australia - Baulkham Hills
By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States
By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States
By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 17:58 - United States - Athens
By this sucks - 05/08/2013 04:00 - United States - El Paso
By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 07:11 - United States - Vallejo
By WTF, America? - 03/08/2013 21:57 - Sweden
By Myballshurt - 03/08/2013 04:31 - United States - Harrisburg
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Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.